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http://www.youtube.com/user/failblog?blend=1&ob=4

THE BOYs WITH NO BRAINs

me and the other 2 people on this blog, "we pretty tight, DaW'g" so we eat lunch at the same table. there are 2 kids that sit with us also, that we dont want them to sit there, but they sit there any way. one of them, is a complete dib!@#$. you know what he does in his free time? he watches CHOWDER and looks up pictures of black powder on the internet. then he SAYS he can make a bomb out of a batterie, but he can't. He says he can live in the wild for years without dieng! howabout, NO!?!??! HE TOLD US A STORY ABOUT HIM WHEN HE WAS IN THE SHOWER, AND HE WAS "BORED" SO HE POOPED A LITTLE AND LOOKED THROUGH HIS POOP FOR POPCORN!! WHAT THE FU@#!! HE TOLD US THAT WHILE WE WERE EATING!! i think you get the point. the next kid, not as bad, is SCREWED UP!! he sits there, waiting, waiting for the most slightest inapropriate joke, waiting, waiting for the right moment and then "this science homwork is so hard!!" bam!! "THATS WHAT SHE SAID!! HAR HAR HAR AHR HAAAA AHAJHSGJDHACBJSA" for a bout 2 minutes the kid just sits there, screaming with laughter. i think that proves my point!!

Recap of the day by Firestar

Woke up, went back to sleep on couch, woke up again, ate breakfast, school. I walked with Frogdestroyer and FrogHero (why am I the only one with no Frog in their name?). We walked to school. Im not gonna go over what happened in each class just the general day. Okay so in english the power went out in the classroom for a few minutes. The rest of the day went pretty well except for the fact that everyone who sits next to me in music thinks im gay because I said boys with all their friends as girls r ussaly gay but they thought I said having a girlfriend is gay so ya that sucks. FrogDestroyer got in trouble with another kid for calling his mom a whore.

Oh and me and FrogHero skipped our track practice but when we were walking home we saw the team running and we had to army crawl through bushes to avoid being seen. Also he videotaped me walking across a frozen pond.

Also to the post about Macs and PCs.
The thing is:
MAC PEOPLE USE THEIR COMPUTERS FOR A MINUTE WITH CONSTANT CRASHES

WINDOWS PEOPLE USE THEIR COMPUTERS FOR 7 YEARS UNTIL IT HAS A FATAL CRASH.
A MAC LAPTOP LASTS FOR 5 YEARS OF CHARGE TIME.
A WINDOWS LAPTOP LASTS FOR UP TO 12 YEARS.

WHY PCS ARE BETTER
Service packs don’t cost $199
No price premium for flashy design
Thousands of decent games
Two mouse buttons
Custom-made systems
Macs are months behind hardware wise
Need I say more?

Mac people use their computers Windows people put up with their computers

FUNNIER SAYINGS

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)

Death is hereditary.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

wise sayings

• A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.

• Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day. He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed.

• Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.

• Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

• An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

• You can't have everything....where would you put it?

• You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

• If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. - Mark Twain

• If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.

• Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce. ----Lord Byron

• Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

• An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

• If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

• When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

• It a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. ----W. Sommerset Morgan
  

• You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Twilight

THANK YOU DAYBREAKERS!! THATS A REAL VAMPIRE MOVIE!! WHERE THEY DONT FRICKEN KISS HUMANS, THEY EAT THEM!! TWILIGHT IS ONE OF STUPIDEST THINGS IVE EVER HEARED OF!! ITS LIKE, "WHERES THE KILLING?!?!?!?" that is my opinion.

howabout...... NO

so i was walking down the hall in school when one of the uglyest, stupidest, weirdest girls in the school comes up to me and says, " i like y-y-y-yooour sh-sh-shirt" i was wearing a one color shirt that was stained. then she ran over to her other ugly friends and they all started giggling. now everybody accuses me of flirting with her. FML. lol this isnt even an fml website!!

HANNAH MONTANA

hannah montana lives in my house. at least, you would think so, from the amount of songs that are played on a regular basis. In fact, you can hear singing, not the song, at 4 30 in the morning. And you know what? I HATE HANNAH MONTANA!!!!!

THANK YOU! Dreams?

Thank you, my followers! In 12 hours, we went from a meek 207 visitors, to 867!!!!!!! Anyways. Last night I had a dream. I dont dream alot, but when i do, i die. In this dream, i was walking down m ystreet, and a white van puled up. I knew it was a dream, but i thought: WOW!!!! KIDNAPPERS!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!! Except that they didnt stop, and ran me over. Pretty screwed up.

ENGLISH CLASS

Have you ever payed someone to do your homework? Has someone ever offered to do your homework for free? Have you ever cheated on a test? In my english class, our teacher was literlly, WRITING THE ESSAY FOR US!!!! I mean, seriously, she gave us a play-by-play of what each sentence would look like, down to the exact wording of the thesis statement. And do you know what she does then? SHE GIVE U A B FRICKIN +!!!!!!!! NOT AN A, A B+!!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!

MY DAY TODAY!

i wake up at 6:40. why you ask? well I take latin, which is very complicated, and there was a test today, and your allowed to go to latin at 7:45 to ask questions and review. i planned to walk with my friend, (who made this website) to the latin "extra help." i get out of bed. i take a shower, get dressed, eat breakfast, brush my teeth, and go over to his house. its snowing. my dad is driving me and guess what happens? snow+slippery wetness+ me distracting my dad by humming the curb your enthusiasm theme song= WHOOPS! we go sliding to the side of the rode and my dad hits the brakes before anything happens. we continue. we get to his house. we cant walk cause its snowing, so we have to drive to the school, and the school is like 5 feet away. TRAFFIC. we get there at exactly 7:45. my friend says, "nahhh lets just skip it" so we did. i wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, until the bell rings. i go to health, my first class. the teacher makes very suggestive hand movements as she is explaining "sex ed." next math, with my friend. i bugged my friend the entire class cause a girl lended him a pen and she never lends anyone a pen so i told him she like him. next, social studies. we go on the computars and look stuff up. next is english, SO BORING!! we wrote some stupid essay and i got back at somone who is a real !@#$ by embarrasing him uber badly. next, lunch. i get there hang out with my friends, and go to the cumputar lab. 1 minute before the bell wrings i relieze that the latin test is right now and i never reviewed!! i quickly take out my notes and start memorizing. latin. im pretty sure i did well. next i have gym, where we do this "fitness friday" crap, where for 45 minutes we do exercises that dont even make sence!?!? wall jumps? im not spider-man!! last i have science, where we talked about fruit flies and stuff. BORING. then i go over to my friends house, we play cod mw2, then i go home and play cod mw2, XBOX 360 DOMINATES YOU!! then i made a video for school then i typed this. THE END!!

what i hate.... (no specific order)

1. people who think there cool

2. disney channal

3. people who mention somthing thats really old, and they think it just came out

4. people who dont know when to stop

5. when people CANT LOSE AN ARGUAMENT!!! lol

6. facebook ads

7. dell

8. twilight

9. anime cartoons

10. pretty much everything that can be annoying

last but definetly not least,

SCHOOL!!

What would happen if arnold schwarzenegger was the president, while he was really into a role in one of his movies?

1. he will make a law stating that anyone named Sarah Conor will be killed.

2. he would make lies, true.

3. all damage to anything HAD to be collateral.

4. he would make it so if you have a toy that he needs to get to his kid you HAVE to give it to him, and sing the song "jingle all the way" while your handing it to him.

5. all kindergarden teachers have to be cops.

and finally, every morning you must say the pledge of allegence..

I pledge aligence, to the arnold, of the united states of ter-min-nateia, and to the california-- governor,for which it governs, one conor, under water, with shwartz-a-negger, and terminators for all.

Day 2

Its been 21 hours since my friend and i started this blog, and we already have 12 posts and 200+ visitors. Thank you for staying with us for that hasty departure; however; we are now, permantly in the air.

Greetings FROG HERO

Welcome to teh blog we look forwards to your posts

Munchkins- The study

Right now i am sitting in social studies, using a laptop computer( i finished the assignment 20 minutes ago) and am watching the munchkin sitting catty corner to me crash her computer. after failing to log on to 6 other computers because the first one ran out of batteries, i realized that munchkins brain ratio is in sync with their size. in other words, the 4'4 girl is probably 78 iq points short of a brain- Jack out

Comedy is comedy

sometimes comedy doesnt have to be funny

sometimes comedy is just life

Fainting

About a month ago, one of my friends taught me how to make people faint. I didnt think it worked so I tried it. I dont remeber exactly what happened but when I woke up I was on the floor, my head ached, and I was disoriented.
Kids, dont try this at home.
HOW TO MAKE SOMEONE FAINT
1.Tell them to get against a hard surface (wall perferably)
2. Tell them to squat and hyperventilate for 30 seconds
3. Tell them to get up and hold their breath.
4.Push very hard against their stomach while they are holding their breath.
There you have it.
WARNING THIS COULD CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGE I AM WARNING YOU SO DONT SUE ME
-Fire

What would we do....

If a zombie apocalypse happened, wouljd you survive? Serioously, though. Do u hav any skillls that would stop you from becoming a meal on wheels? Will knowing how to divide fractions help? "Stop, you brain eating scum, or ill divide by zero! I swear i will!" just food for thought....literally.

Right Now

Right Now I am sitting on my computer chair typing this post. I am chatting with my last two friends online. 1 of which is frogdestroyer (other blog member). A fly is buzzing against my window, slamming against the window repedatley. A sea of books and papers flows through my floor and remains of something I wrote on my hand earlier are bugging me. I am not a religous person but if I was, I would pray my ass off that it snows tommrow
Peace.

Today

Have you ever woken up to your 8 year old sister playing hannah montanas "nobodies perfect" at five o clock in the morning? if u hav, i sympathize for u. if u havnt, well......its not a fun experience. It left me feeling really, surprisingly depressed. The morning went by in a blur of pop tarts, a car almost hitting me, and then realizing i still hadnt done my homework for my first period class. two hours later, while i was doing pushups in gym as a warmup w/ the rest of my class, i noticed that the speacial ed boy next to me (his teachers call him tanner, but his real name is frank) wasnt doing pushups. i asked him why, and his response is "suck it up". SUCK WAT UP!!!! THERE IS NOTHING TO SUCK UP! YOU are the one who is going to be fat, old, and depressed when you are 20, not me. So YOU suckitup. anyway, another four hours went by, during which i talked to my friends, noticed that the new kid who had my best friends name looked like my best friend whose name he had stolen, and copied the math from a friend before going to 6th period. it was math. wat else can i tell you? i slept. in science, as we were preparing to write the seven page report due tommorow (friday) on maggots, it suddenly hit me. AT LAST! AN EPiphany! I had fallen asleep, and when i was woken up by thge sub, i realized this- HOW WILL ANY OF THIS HELP US IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF LIFE?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!? I MEAN,SERIOUSLY, what will you put on your resume when you are going to your first job interview? yes hello jack brown. what are your speacial skills? Well, i know how to tell if maggots are dead or alive? >ill be back tommorow

Latin

Today in school, during my latin class, we were translating sentences- one kid mistranslated, and the sentence read: Cornelia tried to arouse Flavia. The teacher didnt notice what the class was giggling about until.....two seconds later. WTF

My Day

Hello this is Firestar571
You can adress me as Fire.

Today started out bad, but got better. I woke up late, rushed to make my own breakfast, and went of to school. Half asleep, I lay my head on the desk and try to fall asleep. My teacher sees me and I have to stay awake. My mood goes uphill when I see there is a sub. The class is pretty simple and not much homework is given. Next is math, where I ask my friend if he can lend me his phone which he claims to have "forgot". I will skip math because I dont want to bore you to death. English is boring all we do is write an essay. I observe the new kid in the class has blond higlights. A boy who looks like my other friend (except for the higlights). I go to spanish class and meet up with my friend samantha who lends me her phone, which I use to call my dad to see if he found my phone. He did and I am relaxed. In spanish I get into a discussion with a fellow classmate who thinks Eminem sucks. I showed him. Lunch I hang out with my friends and do my math homework in the computer lab. I also watch failblog. Social Studies (my favorite) we get assigned a short project. Not much happens. In music I talk more with Sam and do some other homework (we never get anything done in that class). Finnaly in art I learn how to draw something half decent.
Then I drive home, do homework, get on aim and chat with friends.
Just another day in my life
-Fire

Welcome

This blog is a documentary of life in general. It will allow the world to see kids as they are- not people who are jerks(which we are) or people who are ignorant (which we are), but people who make mistakes. Lots of things happen to us during life, and we hope we can use this blog to caprture those moments that are either truly worth remembering, or it makes you want to go wtf. So everyday between 4 30 and 5 30, we will be posting, and not about life, but about our average day.