wise sayings

• A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.

• Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day. He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed.

• Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.

• Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

• An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

• You can't have everything....where would you put it?

• You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

• If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. - Mark Twain

• If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.

• Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce. ----Lord Byron

• Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

• An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

• If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

• When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

• It a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. ----W. Sommerset Morgan
  

• You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?